why is every picture of simon & garfunkel on here captioned some shit like “i wish someone would fuck me the way they fuck each other” how am i supposed to reblog that

hey tag those songs you literally can’t listen to without feeling extreme intense emotions I’ll go first mine is be still by the fray, leave out all the rest by linkin park, and never grow up by taylor swift

i see so many posts like “i wish i could bring a plush with me in public!” and like the good news is that u can! 90% of people will never say anything and the other 10% will usually be like “oh cute!” i knew a girl in college who would bring multiple stuffed animals to class and set them on the desk and no one ever cared. like maybe you’ll get the occasional person to ask why, but just saying “why not” or “well look at the lil guy” is usually enough to make people not push it. other people have a whole lot of more important things on their mind than to bother someone over a stuffed animal.

1700's medical illustrators be like "hey boss can I put a rhinoceros behind this anotomically correct sketch of the human skeleton" and the boss be like "only for the books being published in these specific european countries" and then they high-five and go out for drinks

it’s interesting because the sexlessness in a franchise like lotr feels a lot different than the sexlessness in the mcu, the mcu feels sterile and weirdly plastic since everyone is hot but no one is actually attracted to each other, but lotr feels like … normal. There’s no sense something is missing.

is it because lotr still has tenderness as a form of prominent intimacy?? hmm

earrings change your gender not like fully but they Change it

last year it was like "catradora is the best cartoon wlw representation ever, rupphire is now obsolete" and today it's all "lumity is the best cartoon wlw representation ever, catradora is now obsolete" like have you guys considered that representation doesn't work like this, at all

all of us right now